Bessbellgar Misgedpig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish coyote.

Bessbellgar Misgedpig created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessbellgar Misgedpig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bessbellgar Misgedpig, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bessbellgar Misgedpig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bessbellgar Misgedpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Do not sit in public.