Gennulpig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, passionate fly.

Gennulpig created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Gennulpig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gennulpig, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gennulpig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gennulpig's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.