Yatsagzog Arnlegvog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful pigeon.

Yatsagzog Arnlegvog created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatsagzog Arnlegvog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatsagzog Arnlegvog, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yatsagzog Arnlegvog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yatsagzog Arnlegvog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your head purple.

4. Hide if three doves approach from the south.

5. Never think about special relativity near ducks while wearing gray kilts and balancing five silver spheres on your feet.