Pibdoblittig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless fairy.

Pibdoblittig created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibdoblittig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pibdoblittig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pibdoblittig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pibdoblittig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pibdoblittig five times a day.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Pibdoblittig in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must love Pibdoblittig.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Always help cats.