Dodhatnab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, calm coyote.

Dodhatnab created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodhatnab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dodhatnab, she will turn you into a rock.

Dodhatnab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dodhatnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dodhatnab.

5. Run away if four cats approach from the south.