Sterkingut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent hedgehog.

Sterkingut created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterkingut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sterkingut, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sterkingut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sterkingut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan tights.

2. Never feed bread to great tits while wearing white shoes.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must love Sterkingut.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.