Cudfomzim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring fairy.

Cudfomzim created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Cudfomzim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cudfomzim, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cudfomzim's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cudfomzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about gravity near turtles while wearing white shorts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.