Ponpasyakhugril is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, impressive hedgehog.

Ponpasyakhugril created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponpasyakhugril, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ponpasyakhugril, he will curse you with boils.

Ponpasyakhugril's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ponpasyakhugril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always take life seriously.