Loggepspagdissfarnig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm frog.

Loggepspagdissfarnig created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Loggepspagdissfarnig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Loggepspagdissfarnig, he will send minions to preach to you.

Loggepspagdissfarnig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Loggepspagdissfarnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Loggepspagdissfarnig loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.