Vabpidpit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable weasel.

Vabpidpit created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Vabpidpit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vabpidpit, it will turn you into a hamster.

Vabpidpit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Vabpidpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never mark doors with mauve.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Retreat if eight capybaras approach from the south.