Gomsogomt is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, smart capybara.

Gomsogomt created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomsogomt, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gomsogomt, she will throw large rocks at you.

Gomsogomt's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gomsogomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near pigs.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Gomsogomt in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.