Honmigbudrak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing fox.

Honmigbudrak created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Honmigbudrak, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Honmigbudrak, he will send minions to preach to you.

Honmigbudrak's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Honmigbudrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.