Madgemmob is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty capybara.

Madgemmob created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madgemmob, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Madgemmob, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Madgemmob's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Madgemmob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Madgemmob in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never mix lentils with ash.

5. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.