Sagbemfub is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-knowing beaver.

Sagbemfub created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagbemfub, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sagbemfub, she will turn you into a slug.

Sagbemfub's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sagbemfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Never mention nematodes.

4. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sagbemfub.