Habpogab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing guinea pig.

Habpogab created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habpogab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Habpogab, it will manifest in front of you.

Habpogab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Habpogab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Habpogab loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never curse while facing east.