Febjopnanstigcatquat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, deceitful octopus.

Febjopnanstigcatquat created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Febjopnanstigcatquat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Febjopnanstigcatquat, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Febjopnanstigcatquat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Febjopnanstigcatquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to voles while wearing yellow trousers.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Do not gather at towers at midday.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always remove stockings before touching copper.