Sitnilgid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring manatee.

Sitnilgid created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitnilgid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sitnilgid, she will strike you with lightening.

Sitnilgid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sitnilgid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Erect nine tin sculptures of Sitnilgid on top of important buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Sitnilgid.

5. Do not sprint at mountains.