Catrowquillablad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy squirrel.

Catrowquillablad created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Catrowquillablad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Catrowquillablad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Catrowquillablad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Catrowquillablad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never laugh near geese.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat parsnips.