Boghakminjip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless rhinoceros.

Boghakminjip created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Boghakminjip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Boghakminjip, it will strike you with lightening.

Boghakminjip's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Boghakminjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.