Dimrillnib is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring warg.

Dimrillnib created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dimrillnib, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dimrillnib, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dimrillnib's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dimrillnib's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

5. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.