Bugdavtap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent lion.

Bugdavtap created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugdavtap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bugdavtap, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bugdavtap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bugdavtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Always wash your hands before prayer.

3. Never wear blue jumpers on sacred days.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.