Dodtitpang is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid hedgehog.

Dodtitpang created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtitpang, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodtitpang, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dodtitpang's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dodtitpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Always share grapes with strangers, but never with gulls.

5. Never remain bowed at dusk.