Kipfagyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate frog.

Kipfagyarp created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipfagyarp, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kipfagyarp, it will refuse to believe in you.

Kipfagyarp's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Kipfagyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

2. Never touch blood while clean.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not keep three moths in a large pit.

5. Never leap in the presence of ants.