Flappadkab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing seal.

Flappadkab created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flappadkab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flappadkab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flappadkab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flappadkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Flappadkab.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never paint your legs gray.