Jamteenhatbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciless frog.

Jamteenhatbeg created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Jamteenhatbeg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jamteenhatbeg, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Jamteenhatbeg's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jamteenhatbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.

2. Pray only in shadows.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Do not speak about corn.