Fiddodbag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, confident horse.

Fiddodbag created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fiddodbag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fiddodbag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fiddodbag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fiddodbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to eight before sleeping.

2. Never feed onions to birds while wearing blue hats.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Do not take Fiddodbag's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to music.