Biggabgebwan Nurtmobomt Dapzimken is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, happy bat.

Biggabgebwan Nurtmobomt Dapzimken created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Biggabgebwan Nurtmobomt Dapzimken, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Biggabgebwan Nurtmobomt Dapzimken, it will destroy your home planet.

Biggabgebwan Nurtmobomt Dapzimken's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Biggabgebwan Nurtmobomt Dapzimken's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow snails to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never eat figs on fasting days.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Biggabgebwan Nurtmobomt Dapzimken in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not resist fate.