Wotcargil is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, competent mole.

Wotcargil created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wotcargil, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wotcargil, he will turn you into a slug.

Wotcargil's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wotcargil's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Hide from black swans for they are unholy.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Always wash your hands before prayer.