Quagflabhim is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate beaver.

Quagflabhim created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Quagflabhim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quagflabhim, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quagflabhim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Quagflabhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Never feed lots of lemons to mice while wearing mauve boots.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never cross rivers at dusk.

5. Never record signs.