Botlidhig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy mink.

Botlidhig created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Botlidhig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Botlidhig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Botlidhig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Botlidhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.