Omtcadlig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, almighty dragon.

Omtcadlig created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtcadlig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtcadlig, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Omtcadlig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Omtcadlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow voles to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never wear white trousers.

5. Omtcadlig must be the most important thing in your life.