Likmiggil is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, intelligent fly.

Likmiggil created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likmiggil, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Likmiggil, it will remove you from existence.

Likmiggil's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Likmiggil's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

5. Never chant while facing east.