Lidwegfon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy centipede.

Lidwegfon created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidwegfon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lidwegfon, she will turn you into a duck.

Lidwegfon's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Lidwegfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat coconuts on holy days.

5. Shun those given to sloth.