Latfuncem is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying rhinoceros.

Latfuncem created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Latfuncem, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Latfuncem, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Latfuncem's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Latfuncem's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

4. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.