Sigdabfod is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid unicorn.

Sigdabfod created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sigdabfod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sigdabfod, she will try to impress you with trees.

Sigdabfod's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sigdabfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Never chant in the presence of swans.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Sigdabfod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Retreat if nine voles approach from the north.