Bassfonkengutkanzogyok is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid hummingbird.

Bassfonkengutkanzogyok created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassfonkengutkanzogyok, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bassfonkengutkanzogyok, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bassfonkengutkanzogyok's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bassfonkengutkanzogyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of elders.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

5. Do not speak about onions.