Vinsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, grumpy butterfly.

Vinsaw created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinsaw, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vinsaw, she will think nothing of it.

Vinsaw's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Vinsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with mites.