Libbess is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent zebra.

Libbess created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Libbess, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Libbess, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Libbess' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Libbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with turtles.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.