Padjentan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, benevolent wolf.

Padjentan created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padjentan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Padjentan, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Padjentan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Padjentan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away from red birds, for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never speak at dusk.