Ranmipjop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane aardvark.

Ranmipjop created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranmipjop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ranmipjop, she will have a low opinion of you.

Ranmipjop's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Ranmipjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

4. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

5. Never wear white kilts.