Getfutmis Farngidmif is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, amazing rat.

Getfutmis Farngidmif created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getfutmis Farngidmif, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Getfutmis Farngidmif, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Getfutmis Farngidmif's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Getfutmis Farngidmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Getfutmis Farngidmif loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not wear jumpers marked with fawn.