Bambiss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered cow.

Bambiss created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bambiss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bambiss, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bambiss' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bambiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not place garlic upon stone.

2. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

3. Retreat if nine ducks approach from the south.

4. Never skip near sharks.

5. Never stain your back with green.