Libcargut is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sage bear.

Libcargut created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Libcargut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Libcargut, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Libcargut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Libcargut's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your face with magenta.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Libcargut in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.