Ragpinzagtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident eagle.

Ragpinzagtonk created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragpinzagtonk, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ragpinzagtonk, she will turn you into a snail.

Ragpinzagtonk's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ragpinzagtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ragpinzagtonk's name in vain.

2. Always share pineapples with strangers, but never with badgers.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Do not keep three horses in a large pit.

5. Never think about gravity near manatees while wearing white dresses and balancing five lead spheres on your hands.