Cimpasvig Fedbugcedtonkkemfidpog is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured bird.

Cimpasvig Fedbugcedtonkkemfidpog created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimpasvig Fedbugcedtonkkemfidpog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cimpasvig Fedbugcedtonkkemfidpog, he will not invite you to parties.

Cimpasvig Fedbugcedtonkkemfidpog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cimpasvig Fedbugcedtonkkemfidpog's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Always wash your feet before prayer.