Fablindud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured beaver.

Fablindud created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fablindud, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fablindud, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fablindud's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Fablindud's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.