Pigstanhit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair gnu.

Pigstanhit created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigstanhit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pigstanhit, he will turn you into a mouse.

Pigstanhit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pigstanhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your face before prayer.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not prepare nuts while wearing boots.

5. Always help seals in need.