Suglenfum is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, stupid centaur.

Suglenfum created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Suglenfum, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Suglenfum, she will have a low opinion of you.

Suglenfum's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Suglenfum's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always obey Suglenfum's priests.