Pidcartadgep Gidzodkan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless wyvern.

Pidcartadgep Gidzodkan created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidcartadgep Gidzodkan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidcartadgep Gidzodkan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pidcartadgep Gidzodkan's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pidcartadgep Gidzodkan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Never run in spring.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pidcartadgep Gidzodkan.

5. Do not resist fate.