Nurlcarstig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet ant.

Nurlcarstig created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlcarstig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nurlcarstig, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nurlcarstig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nurlcarstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Never touch ash while unclean.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must pray to Nurlcarstig six times a day.